#From dusk till dawn vampire movie
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Broken down and questioning his belief in the Almighty, the only thing that can restore his faith is (please shout it out with me) VAMPIRES! And George Clooney, who gives me the impression heвЂ™d make a really good drug dealer with all that small talk. And of course, the Asian kid who just showed up one day, expecting to have room and board for free, and plays the drums to boot. ThereвЂ™s some vague explanation of how the death of his wife caused him to lose his faith.

#From dusk till dawn vampire movie

Movie Two makes you seriously wonder why Movie One was even necessary to the non-essential plot.Д«ut what I consider the high point of From Dusk Till Dawn is the sub-story of the ex-pastor (Harvey Keitel). ItвЂ™s mindless violence (my mind was off getting a PhD somewhere), peppered with spicy bits of humor. The entire slaughter sequence (complete with good guys fighting back with various guns and chainsaws, as is the custom in Mexico) features top-notch special effects, as people morph into vampires (a precursor to Buffy) and vampires get staked and melt into fun carpet stains. And I donвЂ™t care, because frankly, Movie One was getting dull, and Movie Two begins with QT getting offed. Just *poof*, oh by the way, weвЂ™re now in a horror movie with the Fanged Wonders. Wackyville! Goofyland! Halloween! Despite the overwhelming lack of foreshadowing, the plot takes an abupt twist as the staff of the bar turns into vampires and dines on the patrons.

Movie One eventually ends up in an ugly bar in Mexico, where Salma Hayak steals the show during a slow dance sequence. QTвЂ™s mere presence makes me think of a low-rent Reservoir Dogs. Movie One is fairly dull and certainly nothing I havenвЂ™t seen before. Perhaps there was an explanation in the script, but IвЂ™m sure it didnвЂ™t make much sense. Seriously, an Asian kid in the middle of this all-white family. ThereвЂ™s the dad (an ex-pastor sporting a lot of frown lines), the daughter (Juliette Lewis, doing penance for her sins in Natural Born Killers), and the inexplicable Chinese son.

#From dusk till dawn vampire crack

TheyвЂ™re mean, they try to gain a filmgoing fan club by being too cool to be hateable, they crack into the family values market by kidnapping one. Movie One is about brothers Clooney and Quentin Tarantino (who has that child molester look down pat), who are in the lucrative movie field of killing and running from the law. Two for the price of one! And hunky George Clooney to boot! And a revolution in theology, which will all be explained later. So itвЂ™s good that filmmakers are keeping up with my fast taste in filmgoing by presenting one cinematic presentation thatвЂ™s two movies in one. Some days I watch PCU and Hudson Hawk other days, I view Hudson Hawk and PCU. JustinвЂ™s review: I like to have a little variety in my movie watching. Summary Capsule: ItвЂ™s the Bad versus the Evil: George ClooneyвЂ™s ego and Mexico. The Scoop: 1996, directed by Robert Rodriguez and starring George Clooney, Harvey Keitel and Salma Hayek. вЂњThe worldвЂ™s my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brotherвЂ™s heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I donвЂ™t believe in vampires.вЂќ